A brief history on the thong: when he was in his thirties and driving trucks for a living, Dirty came across a woman's thong one day in the passenger seat of his truck. He had no idea where it came from or how it got there. He was about to throw it away when he thought, "Eh, maybe I could wear this on the beach." Since the thong was about three times too big for him he had to cut and resew the seams to fit his waist. As the years passed he made more and more thongs and stuffed bigger and bigger objects into the front of them.